1 00:00:04,368 --> 00:00:08,371 - You really don't remember what happened last year? 2 00:00:08,373 --> 00:00:10,039 School. Now. - I dropped out. 3 00:00:10,041 --> 00:00:12,008 You'll get your diploma, I'll get mine. 4 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:13,376 - What you doing? - Studying. 5 00:00:13,378 --> 00:00:15,711 - You taking your ged? All right, fi! 6 00:00:15,713 --> 00:00:17,546 - Estefania. Fiona. 7 00:00:17,548 --> 00:00:18,814 - You married a druglord's daughter? 8 00:00:18,816 --> 00:00:20,616 - I'm not in love with her. 9 00:00:20,618 --> 00:00:22,118 - That's good, 'cause she doesn't love you either. 10 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,220 She's got this other guy. Marco...Somebody. 11 00:00:24,222 --> 00:00:25,988 - Marco, you're me now. Take my identity. 12 00:00:25,990 --> 00:00:27,356 And if este's dad comes looking for you, 13 00:00:27,358 --> 00:00:28,724 She'll still be married to steve wilton. 14 00:00:28,726 --> 00:00:30,326 - We can't have sex anymore. 15 00:00:30,328 --> 00:00:32,395 - I'm pretty sure that jody's gonna propose. 16 00:00:32,397 --> 00:00:33,996 - You're better than this guy, karen. 17 00:00:33,998 --> 00:00:35,464 - Stay the fuck away from me, 18 00:00:35,466 --> 00:00:37,733 And stay the fuck away from this baby! 19 00:00:37,735 --> 00:00:39,502 - Is it all right if I stay over tonight? 20 00:00:39,504 --> 00:00:42,138 - Couldn't go 12 hours without seeing me, could you? 21 00:00:42,140 --> 00:00:44,073 - Went to the clinic today, said me having kids... 22 00:00:44,075 --> 00:00:45,708 Not likely. 23 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:47,643 - No one said that we have to stop trying. 24 00:00:47,645 --> 00:00:49,345 - Hello, boys. 25 00:00:49,347 --> 00:00:50,980 - We got nothing to be ashamed of. 26 00:00:50,982 --> 00:00:52,014 - What fucking world do you live in? 27 00:00:52,016 --> 00:00:54,050 - Officer, oink, oink! 28 00:00:54,052 --> 00:00:55,551 - Get on the ground! 29 00:00:55,553 --> 00:00:57,019 - This violate my probation? - Shut up! 30 00:00:59,590 --> 00:01:01,424 - Is it the baby? - No! 31 00:01:01,426 --> 00:01:03,325 It's you! Get out! 32 00:01:03,327 --> 00:01:07,063 - I really am so sorry about all of this with karen. 33 00:01:07,065 --> 00:01:09,365 You deserve better. 34 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:11,667 - Congratulations, my boy. You hit the jackpot. 35 00:01:11,669 --> 00:01:12,935 - Frank! - What? 36 00:01:12,937 --> 00:01:14,270 - I think you should go. 37 00:01:14,272 --> 00:01:15,371 - Why don't you just live at your real home 38 00:01:15,373 --> 00:01:16,739 With your real family? 39 00:01:16,741 --> 00:01:19,108 - I don't like them, and they don't like me. 40 00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:21,944 - Hey, stop that! Hey, hey! 41 00:01:21,946 --> 00:01:24,447 Please just go. Leave. 42 00:01:24,449 --> 00:01:25,548 - Mind if I sleep here for the night? 43 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:26,882 - Hey, that's no problem for me. 44 00:01:26,884 --> 00:01:28,751 - Back to being a legal resident around here, steve? 45 00:01:28,753 --> 00:01:30,086 - His name is jimmy now. 46 00:01:30,088 --> 00:01:31,353 Steve was just an alias he used to lie to me 47 00:01:31,355 --> 00:01:32,588 About who he really was. 48 00:01:32,590 --> 00:01:33,756 I wanna meet your family. 49 00:01:33,758 --> 00:01:35,391 - Sorry to be late. 50 00:01:35,393 --> 00:01:38,427 - These are fiona's brothers, carl and ian. 51 00:01:38,429 --> 00:01:40,463 - Do they know you're gay? - I'm not gay. 52 00:01:40,465 --> 00:01:42,064 - Really? 53 00:01:42,066 --> 00:01:44,366 it's coming! It's coming! 54 00:01:44,368 --> 00:01:45,734 - Doctor. 55 00:01:45,736 --> 00:01:46,969 - What's wrong with him? 56 00:01:46,971 --> 00:01:49,772 - He has down's syndrome, debs. - Yeah, and he's asian. 57 00:01:49,774 --> 00:01:52,241 - Take it back to the hospital. Somebody will want it. 58 00:01:52,243 --> 00:01:53,809 - I want it. 59 00:01:53,811 --> 00:01:56,479 - It's me or the baby. - The baby, sweetheart. 60 00:01:56,481 --> 00:01:58,747 - Know you're gonna regret this. 61 00:01:58,749 --> 00:02:00,549 - I love you. 62 00:02:00,551 --> 00:02:02,384 - Are you gonna leave? - No. 63 00:02:02,386 --> 00:02:04,887 - Everybody always leaves. 64 00:02:04,889 --> 00:02:08,124 - I won't. 65 00:02:16,067 --> 00:02:19,401 - ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 66 00:02:19,403 --> 00:02:22,338 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 67 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:25,741 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 68 00:02:25,743 --> 00:02:29,979 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 69 00:02:29,981 --> 00:02:33,149 ♪ what is this downside 70 00:02:33,151 --> 00:02:36,752 ♪ that you speak of? 71 00:02:36,754 --> 00:02:38,988 ♪ what is this feeling 72 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:43,526 ♪ you're so sure of? 73 00:02:50,434 --> 00:02:53,636 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 74 00:02:53,638 --> 00:02:56,939 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 75 00:02:56,941 --> 00:03:00,009 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 76 00:03:00,011 --> 00:03:04,380 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 77 00:03:04,382 --> 00:03:07,850 ♪ what is this downside 78 00:03:07,852 --> 00:03:11,487 ♪ that you speak of? 79 00:03:11,489 --> 00:03:13,389 ♪ what is this feeling 80 00:03:13,391 --> 00:03:17,059 ♪ you're so sure of? 81 00:03:58,501 --> 00:04:00,703 - Morning, sunshine. 82 00:04:00,705 --> 00:04:02,104 - Why didn't you wake me up? 83 00:04:02,106 --> 00:04:03,372 I gotta make lunches before work. 84 00:04:03,374 --> 00:04:05,374 - Already done. Carl. 85 00:04:05,376 --> 00:04:07,042 My man, would you like some more french toast? 86 00:04:07,044 --> 00:04:09,511 - Uh-huh. - Lip and ian? 87 00:04:09,513 --> 00:04:11,080 - Already fed and gone. 88 00:04:11,082 --> 00:04:13,582 - Why are you eating a popsicle for breakfast? 89 00:04:13,584 --> 00:04:14,950 - Jimmy said it was okay. 90 00:04:14,952 --> 00:04:16,885 - I've got your smoothie ready to go. 91 00:04:16,887 --> 00:04:18,120 - Where's debbie? 92 00:04:18,122 --> 00:04:20,389 - Out front like always. 93 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,700 - Morning, debs. 94 00:04:31,702 --> 00:04:35,371 - 137 days. 95 00:04:35,373 --> 00:04:37,373 - When I was nine, he was gone for a year. 96 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:39,942 He always comes back. 97 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,181 - Lunch. 98 00:04:48,952 --> 00:04:51,920 - He'll be back, debs. 99 00:04:51,922 --> 00:04:56,058 He always comes back. 100 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:06,669 Hey,. 101 00:05:06,671 --> 00:05:10,039 Hey! 102 00:05:14,912 --> 00:05:15,944 Hey! 103 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:25,120 all right. 104 00:05:25,122 --> 00:05:28,157 - Yeah! - Yeah. 105 00:05:40,603 --> 00:05:43,105 Hey. Help me? 106 00:05:43,107 --> 00:05:44,273 you need help? 107 00:05:44,275 --> 00:05:45,941 - Yes, thank you. 108 00:05:45,943 --> 00:05:48,043 Where am I? - Juarez. 109 00:05:48,045 --> 00:05:50,579 Mexico? 110 00:05:53,383 --> 00:05:56,151 - Did I miss christmas? - Christmas? 111 00:05:56,153 --> 00:06:01,056 You almost missed easter. 112 00:06:06,196 --> 00:06:07,963 - There's an escalade parked across the street 113 00:06:07,965 --> 00:06:09,131 With someone in it. 114 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:10,532 - Oh? - It's nice. 115 00:06:10,534 --> 00:06:11,967 Still has its hubcaps. 116 00:06:11,969 --> 00:06:14,370 I think it was there yesterday too. 117 00:06:14,372 --> 00:06:17,539 Popsicle for breakfast? - Carl's teeth hurt. 118 00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:19,341 - Yeah, 'cause he's eating popsicles for breakfast. 119 00:06:19,343 --> 00:06:20,409 Did he brush before he left for school? 120 00:06:20,411 --> 00:06:21,977 - Yeah, think so. 121 00:06:21,979 --> 00:06:25,914 - Did you check his toothbrush to see if it was wet? 122 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:27,716 - Mm, I was hoping 123 00:06:27,718 --> 00:06:29,985 That you'd still be in bed 124 00:06:29,987 --> 00:06:32,654 When the kids left for school. 125 00:06:32,656 --> 00:06:34,022 - I have to work. 126 00:06:34,024 --> 00:06:36,024 - You've got five minutes. - Five? 127 00:06:36,026 --> 00:06:37,593 - I'll make it ten if I focus 128 00:06:37,595 --> 00:06:39,928 On the white sox box scores or something. 129 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:41,330 - Liam? 130 00:06:41,332 --> 00:06:42,564 Just plop him down in front of the wiggles, 131 00:06:42,566 --> 00:06:46,568 He's good for hours. 132 00:06:46,570 --> 00:06:48,103 - I can't be late. 133 00:06:48,105 --> 00:06:49,772 I can't be late! 134 00:06:49,774 --> 00:06:51,106 I need the cash for the property tax bill. 135 00:06:53,344 --> 00:06:54,943 - Please don't tell my kids 136 00:06:54,945 --> 00:06:56,779 They can do things they know they can't. 137 00:06:56,781 --> 00:06:58,947 - Your kids? - A popsicle? 138 00:06:58,949 --> 00:07:00,783 - So I'm just the nanny? 139 00:07:00,785 --> 00:07:03,085 I can feed them, change them, 140 00:07:03,087 --> 00:07:05,120 But when carl wants a second popsicle-- 141 00:07:05,122 --> 00:07:06,422 - Second popsicle? 142 00:07:06,424 --> 00:07:08,056 - Didn't like the first one. Banana. 143 00:07:08,058 --> 00:07:09,525 - His teeth are gonna rot out of his head. 144 00:07:09,527 --> 00:07:11,059 We just spent 2 grand on his braces. 145 00:07:11,061 --> 00:07:12,861 - We? 146 00:07:12,863 --> 00:07:15,731 - What? 147 00:07:15,733 --> 00:07:18,066 - Not...We. 148 00:07:18,068 --> 00:07:21,637 Me. I paid for carl's braces. 149 00:07:21,639 --> 00:07:26,175 - No more popsicles for breakfast, okay? 150 00:07:28,077 --> 00:07:30,078 Lip and ian left early? 151 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,580 - They said they had to pick something up downtown 152 00:07:31,582 --> 00:07:33,081 Before school. - Downtown? 153 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,082 - What they said. 154 00:07:34,084 --> 00:07:36,819 - Pick up what? 155 00:07:36,821 --> 00:07:40,088 - Go, go, go, go! 156 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:42,157 - When you said you had access to the building, 157 00:07:42,159 --> 00:07:43,992 I thought you meant through a door! 158 00:07:43,994 --> 00:07:46,094 - I may have fudged on that a bit. 159 00:07:46,096 --> 00:07:48,297 - Hey! Stop! 160 00:07:51,434 --> 00:07:52,468 - Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 161 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:55,304 Get out of the way! - Okay, stop! 162 00:07:55,306 --> 00:07:57,506 Out of the way! Stop it! 163 00:07:57,508 --> 00:08:00,609 Watch it! 164 00:08:00,611 --> 00:08:03,145 - Jesus, what ever happened to fat, doughnut-eating cops? 165 00:08:03,147 --> 00:08:04,947 Now they're all triathletes. 166 00:08:04,949 --> 00:08:06,748 Jesus. - Catch! 167 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,450 - The tall prick looks good for another 10 miles. 168 00:08:08,452 --> 00:08:10,652 - Aah! 169 00:08:10,654 --> 00:08:13,856 Shit! 170 00:08:13,858 --> 00:08:15,691 Ditch out at the street, yeah? 171 00:08:15,693 --> 00:08:19,094 - Wait, wait, wait! Maybe they'll give up. 172 00:08:19,096 --> 00:08:20,095 - What are you doing? 173 00:08:20,097 --> 00:08:22,197 Shit, shit! 174 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:35,110 Whoa! Whoa. 175 00:08:35,112 --> 00:08:38,046 - Right there! Hold it! 176 00:08:38,048 --> 00:08:41,149 - No way west point takes you with a felony conviction. 177 00:08:41,151 --> 00:08:43,385 - Hey! 178 00:08:43,387 --> 00:08:45,120 - Catch you at the courthouse later? 179 00:08:45,122 --> 00:08:46,455 - Don't be stupid! 180 00:08:49,359 --> 00:08:51,527 - Call mandy, all right? 181 00:08:51,529 --> 00:08:54,696 Milkovich has gotta have a good bail-bondsman. 182 00:09:17,254 --> 00:09:19,855 - Baby. 183 00:09:21,492 --> 00:09:25,160 Baby. 184 00:09:26,429 --> 00:09:27,996 It's your turn. 185 00:09:31,901 --> 00:09:33,435 I know you're awake. 186 00:09:33,437 --> 00:09:36,305 You're making that fakey sleep sound. 187 00:09:39,676 --> 00:09:43,312 I was up at 3:00 and 5:00. 188 00:09:46,549 --> 00:09:48,083 Get your ass up, 189 00:09:48,085 --> 00:09:52,054 You goddamn pony-tailed fabio motherfucker! 190 00:09:52,056 --> 00:09:54,022 - What? 191 00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:56,024 - Get your goddamn ass out of this bed! 192 00:09:56,026 --> 00:09:57,960 It's your fucking turn! 193 00:09:57,962 --> 00:10:00,696 - Is someone tearing his flesh off? 194 00:10:06,235 --> 00:10:08,270 You sure this ferber dude knows 195 00:10:08,272 --> 00:10:09,871 What the hell he's talking about? 196 00:10:09,873 --> 00:10:12,307 - Go! 197 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:27,623 - ♪ hush, little baby, don't say a word ♪ 198 00:10:28,993 --> 00:10:32,094 ♪ papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪ 199 00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:35,097 ♪ if that mockingbird don't sing ♪ 200 00:10:35,099 --> 00:10:36,465 - Stop it! 201 00:10:43,073 --> 00:10:44,406 - Passport, please. 202 00:10:59,422 --> 00:11:00,455 - Aw, come on, man. 203 00:11:00,457 --> 00:11:01,456 - Excuse me. 204 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:05,427 Medi-medi-medical emergency. 205 00:11:05,429 --> 00:11:07,295 Good morning. 206 00:11:07,297 --> 00:11:08,296 - Passport? 207 00:11:08,298 --> 00:11:10,132 - Ah, yeah, um... 208 00:11:10,134 --> 00:11:12,000 No. 209 00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:13,935 Must have left 'em in my other pants. 210 00:11:13,937 --> 00:11:16,972 But I'm an american citizen. Chi-town, born and raised. 211 00:11:16,974 --> 00:11:18,607 - No passport, no entry. 212 00:11:18,609 --> 00:11:20,308 - What? Since when? 213 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:23,512 - Since al qaeda decided americans needed killing. 214 00:11:23,514 --> 00:11:26,982 - See, here's the thing, 215 00:11:26,984 --> 00:11:30,152 Agent tacker. 216 00:11:30,154 --> 00:11:31,386 You look like a man 217 00:11:31,388 --> 00:11:32,954 Who occasionally enjoys a malt beverage, 218 00:11:32,956 --> 00:11:34,489 So you can understand, 219 00:11:34,491 --> 00:11:36,124 Every once in a while, 220 00:11:36,126 --> 00:11:37,726 A couple of drinks can get out of hand. 221 00:11:37,728 --> 00:11:39,394 But when it happens, the next morning, 222 00:11:39,396 --> 00:11:41,530 You have to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, 223 00:11:41,532 --> 00:11:43,031 And get right back on the horse. 224 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:44,533 Am I right, or am I right? 225 00:11:44,535 --> 00:11:47,135 Just let me cross. I won't tell anyone. 226 00:11:47,137 --> 00:11:48,904 I promise. 227 00:11:48,906 --> 00:11:51,039 - You got a driver's license? 228 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:54,810 Any form of photo I.D.? Costco card? 229 00:11:54,812 --> 00:11:57,312 - Do I look like I've got a costco card? 230 00:11:57,314 --> 00:11:58,980 - You look like you need a course of penicillin 231 00:11:58,982 --> 00:12:00,515 And a lice comb. 232 00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:02,184 Call home, 233 00:12:02,186 --> 00:12:03,985 Get somebody to send you some kind of photo I.D., 234 00:12:03,987 --> 00:12:07,189 So we can use it to make you a temporary passport. 235 00:12:07,191 --> 00:12:08,824 Get cleaned up. 236 00:12:08,826 --> 00:12:10,192 We're not letting you into the country, 237 00:12:10,194 --> 00:12:12,861 So you can add to texas' homeless population. 238 00:12:12,863 --> 00:12:15,363 Next! 239 00:12:34,752 --> 00:12:36,251 Ahh. 240 00:12:46,028 --> 00:12:48,597 - He just walks in, doesn't even bother to knock! 241 00:12:48,599 --> 00:12:50,065 - That's nothing. Last night, kev waltzes in, 242 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,534 Does his sit-down business while I'm taking a bath. 243 00:12:52,536 --> 00:12:54,236 - Only one bathroom. Had to go. 244 00:12:54,238 --> 00:12:55,937 - We have another bathroom, 245 00:12:55,939 --> 00:12:58,240 But jimmy can't be bothered to go downstairs? 246 00:12:58,242 --> 00:12:59,574 - Kev once did his poopy business 247 00:12:59,576 --> 00:13:00,909 While I was brushing my teeth. 248 00:13:00,911 --> 00:13:02,577 - Only one bathroom. 249 00:13:02,579 --> 00:13:05,113 - Can I steal some of this? - Sure. 250 00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:06,248 - Yesterday, I caught him vacuuming 251 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,816 And watching rachel ray. 252 00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:08,950 - Kev doesn't even know what a vacuum is. 253 00:13:08,952 --> 00:13:11,486 - Sure, I do. Outer space. 254 00:13:11,488 --> 00:13:13,455 Dude in armageddon got sucked 255 00:13:13,457 --> 00:13:16,892 Right out of his space suit, exploded. 256 00:13:16,894 --> 00:13:18,126 Nice overalls. 257 00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:19,895 - $14.50 an hour. 258 00:13:19,897 --> 00:13:22,063 You haven't lived till you've vacuumed up toxic waste. 259 00:13:22,065 --> 00:13:24,566 - Hey, what do you think? Am I camera ready or what? 260 00:13:24,568 --> 00:13:25,734 Both: Ow! 261 00:13:25,736 --> 00:13:27,068 my man. 262 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:29,070 My topless web traffic is way down. 263 00:13:29,072 --> 00:13:30,672 Too many girls ironing. 264 00:13:30,674 --> 00:13:32,007 If we're going to have a kid, I need to save up money 265 00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:34,943 For when my tits are the size of watermelons. 266 00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:35,944 - There's probably a market for pervs 267 00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:38,113 Who want to see a woman nursing. 268 00:13:38,115 --> 00:13:40,315 - Kev's worried our kid might find these online one day. 269 00:13:40,317 --> 00:13:43,084 - Whoo! Shit on the net never goes away. 270 00:13:43,086 --> 00:13:46,021 Kev junior's gonna be surfing the net for porn one day 271 00:13:46,023 --> 00:13:47,122 And see his mama's big titties and get hungry. 272 00:13:47,124 --> 00:13:50,091 - So we're trying a new web thing. 273 00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:51,660 - Couple act. Master and slave. 274 00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:52,928 Wah! 275 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:53,962 - You gonna do it in a cast? 276 00:13:53,964 --> 00:13:55,864 - Hey, man's gotta eat. 277 00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:57,933 - That is so wrong. - It's educational. 278 00:13:57,935 --> 00:14:01,102 By acting out a scene from the old plantation, 279 00:14:01,104 --> 00:14:03,104 We're providing content for an internet audience 280 00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:06,541 That embraces a truthful reenactment of our past. 281 00:14:06,543 --> 00:14:08,143 - It's racist and wrong! 282 00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:09,611 - Which is why it's gonna make money 283 00:14:09,613 --> 00:14:11,112 'cause this country is racist. 284 00:14:11,114 --> 00:14:12,781 - What's that all about? 285 00:14:12,783 --> 00:14:14,149 - The place we were working yesterday 286 00:14:14,151 --> 00:14:15,784 Had a couple billion fleas. 287 00:14:15,786 --> 00:14:16,952 Jimmy doesn't really do anything. 288 00:14:16,954 --> 00:14:19,654 He just hangs around the house all day with liam, 289 00:14:19,656 --> 00:14:23,491 Making smoothies, acting like he's the kids' new dad. 290 00:14:23,493 --> 00:14:26,294 - So he's vacuuming, cooking, and changing dirty diapers, 291 00:14:26,296 --> 00:14:28,396 And you're still pissed. 292 00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:29,664 I thought that's what you ladies wanted 293 00:14:29,666 --> 00:14:30,899 Is shared housework. 294 00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:32,901 Wage equality and all that hunger games, 295 00:14:32,903 --> 00:14:35,136 Lady gaga girl power shit. 296 00:14:35,138 --> 00:14:36,404 - We say it, but we don't mean it. 297 00:14:36,406 --> 00:14:38,640 There is nothing sexy about a man with a mop. 298 00:14:42,378 --> 00:14:46,982 - I don't know, tell us. 299 00:14:46,984 --> 00:14:49,184 - At least give us a hint. - Okay. 300 00:14:49,186 --> 00:14:50,752 - Hey, my man. 301 00:14:50,754 --> 00:14:55,090 huh? 302 00:14:59,529 --> 00:15:02,497 - I know--by singing words, it will be fun. 303 00:15:02,499 --> 00:15:03,999 Learning to read... - Oh, my man. 304 00:15:04,001 --> 00:15:06,034 - That's right, chip. You guessed it. 305 00:15:06,036 --> 00:15:07,435 - Living with someone is hard. 306 00:15:07,437 --> 00:15:09,037 When's the last time you were with a guy 307 00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:10,405 For longer than a few weeks? - Pshh. Never. 308 00:15:10,407 --> 00:15:11,907 - Wha-- 309 00:15:11,909 --> 00:15:13,608 - And how long you been living with jimmy, three months? 310 00:15:13,610 --> 00:15:14,709 - Four. 311 00:15:14,711 --> 00:15:16,378 - Boring happens. We all get bored. 312 00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:17,445 It'll pass. 313 00:15:17,447 --> 00:15:21,616 He'll stop being boring again soon. 314 00:15:21,618 --> 00:15:27,422 - ♪ up, up, up, chip likes to soar ♪ 315 00:15:27,424 --> 00:15:29,524 ♪ then down, down, down 316 00:15:29,526 --> 00:15:32,027 - ♪ let's learn some more 317 00:15:32,029 --> 00:15:36,064 - ♪ come over here 318 00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:40,902 ♪ then come with me 319 00:15:40,904 --> 00:15:45,407 ♪ go over there 320 00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:46,001 - Well, hello, steve. - Nando. 321 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,803 - Where is she, steve? 322 00:16:48,805 --> 00:16:50,739 - Where's who? 323 00:16:52,274 --> 00:16:54,342 - Estefania, steve. 324 00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:55,944 My daughter. 325 00:16:55,946 --> 00:16:59,114 Your wife. - Oh. 326 00:17:18,234 --> 00:17:19,401 - What are we doing today? 327 00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:21,069 - Biohazard. 328 00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:22,537 - Listen up. 329 00:17:22,539 --> 00:17:24,005 Sewer main backed up. 330 00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:27,008 Sent effluent geysering out their basement toilet. 331 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:29,577 Got a few blocks of raw sewage down there. 332 00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:30,645 Better grab the waders. 333 00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:44,392 - Bullshit! Bullshit! It's fucking bullshit! 334 00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:47,495 Motherfucking asshole son of a bitch was fucking with me! 335 00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:52,000 - Philip ronan gallagher. 336 00:17:52,002 --> 00:17:53,935 Breaking and entering, grand theft, 337 00:17:53,937 --> 00:17:56,571 Assaulting two law enforcement officers. 338 00:17:56,573 --> 00:17:58,573 - Uh, campus security, your honor. 339 00:17:58,575 --> 00:17:59,941 I mean, can rent-a-cops really be counted 340 00:17:59,943 --> 00:18:01,843 As law enforcement officers? 341 00:18:01,845 --> 00:18:04,112 - It's been, what, a couple of months? 342 00:18:04,114 --> 00:18:06,281 - Almost a year, your honor. 343 00:18:06,283 --> 00:18:08,216 - Turn a new leaf or just dumb luck? 344 00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:10,018 - No, walking the straight and narrow, your honor. 345 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,719 Thanks to the wise counsel and guidance 346 00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:13,221 Previously provided by this court. 347 00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:15,056 - Are you mocking me, philip? 348 00:18:15,058 --> 00:18:17,092 - No, your honor, absolutely not. 349 00:18:17,094 --> 00:18:19,727 You know, I have nothing but respect for this court 350 00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:22,063 And for the rule of law that it represents. 351 00:18:22,065 --> 00:18:23,631 You know, the rights that we've derived 352 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:25,233 From over 900 years of fealty 353 00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:27,135 To the magna carta are the only things standing 354 00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:30,472 Between us and the anarchy of mob rule. 355 00:18:30,474 --> 00:18:33,875 - Hmm. Still a minor. What a shame. 356 00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:36,077 The defendant before you beat a co-worker to death 357 00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:38,046 With a nail-studded 2x4 358 00:18:38,048 --> 00:18:40,915 For finishing the coffee and not starting a new pot. 359 00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,318 You show up in this court again as an adult, 360 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,554 I'll make sure he's your cell mate. 361 00:18:46,556 --> 00:18:48,957 How do you plead? - Not guilty... 362 00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:50,959 Your honor. 363 00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:54,062 - Set a date for prelim. $500 bond. 364 00:18:54,064 --> 00:18:56,931 please say "collect." 365 00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:59,134 Calling card, third number, or enter your-- 366 00:18:59,136 --> 00:19:02,337 - Collect. - Please say your name. 367 00:19:02,339 --> 00:19:05,974 - Frank. - Thank you. 368 00:19:16,353 --> 00:19:18,186 Oh, boy. 369 00:19:35,272 --> 00:19:36,804 - What's it mean when there's a plus sign 370 00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:37,972 In front of the number? 371 00:19:37,974 --> 00:19:39,641 - International call. 372 00:19:39,643 --> 00:19:40,975 Probably some nigerian calling to tell you 373 00:19:40,977 --> 00:19:42,944 You won a million bucks. 374 00:19:57,226 --> 00:19:59,027 - Daddy! 375 00:19:59,029 --> 00:20:00,195 Daddy. 376 00:20:00,197 --> 00:20:01,829 Daddy! 377 00:20:01,831 --> 00:20:04,032 Daddy? 378 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,202 Daddy? 379 00:20:07,204 --> 00:20:09,204 Frank? 380 00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:12,140 Daddy? Daddy? 381 00:20:16,012 --> 00:20:19,247 - Frank! 382 00:20:23,018 --> 00:20:26,054 He's not here. - No cookies. 383 00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:32,694 Jimmy didn't make any cookies. 384 00:20:32,696 --> 00:20:34,362 - Estefania and I occasionally spend time on the south side, 385 00:20:34,364 --> 00:20:36,331 Helping a friend look after her siblings. 386 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,733 It's a tragic story, really-- mom's gone, dad's a drunk. 387 00:20:38,735 --> 00:20:40,401 - Out. - Okay. 388 00:20:40,403 --> 00:20:42,937 Thank you. 389 00:20:42,939 --> 00:20:45,073 How you do-- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 390 00:20:45,075 --> 00:20:48,276 Ah. Yeah, yeah, got ya. 391 00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:50,912 - If he tries to run, shoot him. 392 00:20:53,282 --> 00:20:56,017 - You know, I was surprised to see you in the states 393 00:20:56,019 --> 00:20:58,519 Because I thought that the dea had you on a watch list. 394 00:20:58,521 --> 00:21:00,188 - They do. 395 00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:03,558 So you can imagine how happy I am to come here, steve. 396 00:21:12,969 --> 00:21:14,602 Stevie, you home! 397 00:21:14,604 --> 00:21:16,037 How was your trip? Your plane safe? 398 00:21:16,039 --> 00:21:20,475 - Save it. He knows. 399 00:21:20,477 --> 00:21:22,977 Her english is getting good, right? 400 00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:25,146 - Heh. 401 00:21:29,985 --> 00:21:31,452 - Hey, sweetheart. 402 00:21:41,897 --> 00:21:43,598 - You. - No,! 403 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,999 No,! No, no! 404 00:21:48,805 --> 00:21:52,006 No! 405 00:21:53,008 --> 00:21:55,009 No! 406 00:21:55,011 --> 00:21:57,111 No! 407 00:22:12,095 --> 00:22:15,263 - You can buy baby food at the food 4 less, sweetie. 408 00:22:15,265 --> 00:22:18,099 - They put artificial coloring and preservatives in that crap. 409 00:22:19,369 --> 00:22:22,337 Yeah, but the carrots gave him gas. 410 00:22:22,339 --> 00:22:24,105 - No, that was the peas and eggplant. 411 00:22:24,107 --> 00:22:25,373 Won't do that again. 412 00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:30,812 - Aww. It's okay. 413 00:22:30,814 --> 00:22:32,513 It's okay. 414 00:22:32,515 --> 00:22:34,115 Hello? 415 00:22:34,117 --> 00:22:36,884 - You have a collect call. - Collect? Yes. 416 00:22:36,886 --> 00:22:38,486 Yes. 417 00:22:38,488 --> 00:22:41,122 Karen? Sweetie? - Karen? 418 00:22:41,124 --> 00:22:42,657 She okay? 419 00:22:42,659 --> 00:22:44,792 - Sheils, honey, it's frank. 420 00:22:44,794 --> 00:22:46,894 - Frank who? 421 00:22:46,896 --> 00:22:49,297 - Frank frank. 422 00:22:49,299 --> 00:22:52,900 Listen, sheils, here's the situation. 423 00:22:52,902 --> 00:22:56,137 I'm out of the country on business, 424 00:22:56,139 --> 00:22:57,705 And it's the craziest thing. 425 00:22:57,707 --> 00:23:00,641 Someone stole all my money and my passport. 426 00:23:02,244 --> 00:23:04,846 Aw, shit! 427 00:23:04,848 --> 00:23:07,081 Shit! - Hey, hey! 428 00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:08,583 Trouble,? 429 00:23:08,585 --> 00:23:09,684 - What? 430 00:23:09,686 --> 00:23:12,153 - Maybe I could help. 431 00:23:16,826 --> 00:23:18,292 - Here he comes. 432 00:23:21,830 --> 00:23:23,364 - Been up to see mickey? 433 00:23:23,366 --> 00:23:26,401 - Nah, I sent him some girl-on-girl porn last week. 434 00:23:26,403 --> 00:23:28,703 It's the only thing he ever wants. 435 00:23:28,705 --> 00:23:29,904 - Hmm. 436 00:23:29,906 --> 00:23:32,073 - Hey. - Hey. 437 00:23:32,075 --> 00:23:33,608 - Thanks, man. How you doing? 438 00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:36,043 Hey. Mwah! 439 00:23:36,045 --> 00:23:37,945 Gah! What the fuck? 440 00:23:37,947 --> 00:23:40,181 - Asshole. - What the hell's that about? 441 00:23:40,183 --> 00:23:42,183 - Wasn't too happy to hear about you getting caught. 442 00:23:42,185 --> 00:23:44,619 - Oh. - How'd it go? 443 00:23:44,621 --> 00:23:46,921 - Public defender thinks I can get off with community service 444 00:23:46,923 --> 00:23:48,556 If we take the laser back. 445 00:23:48,558 --> 00:23:50,391 Underprivileged kid trying to gain access 446 00:23:50,393 --> 00:23:52,026 To scientific equipment he doesn't have 447 00:23:52,028 --> 00:23:54,762 At his ghetto-ass, underfunded high school. 448 00:23:54,764 --> 00:23:57,231 Hey, uh, thanks for bailing me out. 449 00:23:57,233 --> 00:23:58,766 - All mandy. 450 00:23:58,768 --> 00:23:59,967 She used her dad's line of credit 451 00:23:59,969 --> 00:24:01,702 At bad bob's bonds. 452 00:24:01,704 --> 00:24:03,271 - Miss a hearing, and my dad will come after you 453 00:24:03,273 --> 00:24:07,041 With a linoleum knife and a bucket of battery acid. 454 00:24:07,043 --> 00:24:08,342 - Hey. 455 00:24:16,919 --> 00:24:18,719 - You knew about this. - Absolutely not. 456 00:24:18,721 --> 00:24:21,222 I'm shocked and humiliated by this betrayal. 457 00:24:21,224 --> 00:24:22,557 I can't believe it. 458 00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:24,091 How could she be unfaithful to me 459 00:24:24,093 --> 00:24:26,727 After everything we've been through? 460 00:24:38,507 --> 00:24:42,109 - Better safe than sorry. 461 00:24:42,111 --> 00:24:43,744 - Well... 462 00:24:43,746 --> 00:24:45,279 Looks like you don't need me around here anymore. 463 00:24:45,281 --> 00:24:49,116 - Put some gloves on. 464 00:24:49,118 --> 00:24:52,687 You get to hold his foot while I cut. 465 00:25:09,972 --> 00:25:11,839 - Fiona. 466 00:25:11,841 --> 00:25:13,508 Burrito? 467 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:16,444 Warmed it on the septic truck engine, works great. 468 00:25:16,446 --> 00:25:18,379 - Uh, no, thanks. 469 00:25:18,381 --> 00:25:21,983 - So my lazy-ass nephew, my brother howie's kid 470 00:25:21,985 --> 00:25:23,551 With the big head. 471 00:25:23,553 --> 00:25:25,219 You remember him from school? - Howie jr., sure! 472 00:25:25,221 --> 00:25:28,823 - Anyway, he's back from college for the summer-- 473 00:25:28,825 --> 00:25:31,192 - Howie jr.'s in college? - Wrestling scholarship. 474 00:25:31,194 --> 00:25:34,295 Majoring in beer pong and date rape from what I hear. 475 00:25:34,297 --> 00:25:36,163 Anyway, he's back for the summer, 476 00:25:36,165 --> 00:25:38,165 And he needs a job. 477 00:25:38,167 --> 00:25:41,168 You're a hard worker, but... 478 00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:42,970 Blood is blood. 479 00:25:45,507 --> 00:25:49,744 - When's junior back? 480 00:25:49,746 --> 00:25:51,412 That's it? 481 00:25:51,414 --> 00:25:52,813 - I'll call you if anything big comes up, 482 00:25:52,815 --> 00:25:58,319 And we need some extra hands. 483 00:25:58,321 --> 00:26:00,588 - We're almost done here. 484 00:26:00,590 --> 00:26:03,057 Now get your wife dressed, and go have a nice dinner. 485 00:26:03,059 --> 00:26:04,325 Hmm? 486 00:26:04,327 --> 00:26:06,260 Someplace expensive. 487 00:26:06,262 --> 00:26:08,529 I'll come and join you later. 488 00:26:08,531 --> 00:26:10,765 - I only have one shoe. 489 00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:12,166 - Take a pair of marco's. 490 00:26:12,168 --> 00:26:15,169 He always had good taste in footwear. 491 00:26:19,274 --> 00:26:22,076 - No, just toss it in with the rest. 492 00:26:28,050 --> 00:26:29,383 - It was stupid. 493 00:26:29,385 --> 00:26:30,718 You know, I've spent too many saturdays 494 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,420 Stuck on a bus going downstate 495 00:26:32,422 --> 00:26:34,455 To get felt up by dyke prison guards. 496 00:26:34,457 --> 00:26:37,858 No school science project is worth going to jail for. 497 00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:38,960 - Not for school. 498 00:26:38,962 --> 00:26:40,962 - What, were you gonna pawn it? - Nope. 499 00:26:40,964 --> 00:26:43,431 - Sell it on ebay? - No. 500 00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:46,801 Gonna teach some arrogant, college wapanese assholes 501 00:26:46,803 --> 00:26:49,870 Not to fuck with the south side. 502 00:26:58,481 --> 00:26:59,647 Sure, you are. 503 00:26:59,649 --> 00:27:01,048 - What the fuck? 504 00:27:23,106 --> 00:27:24,405 - You know, a fast moving current 505 00:27:24,407 --> 00:27:26,273 Can knock a grown man right off his feet. 506 00:27:34,082 --> 00:27:35,950 - Did you see anaconda? 507 00:27:35,952 --> 00:27:37,652 - Hey! Shh! 508 00:27:37,654 --> 00:27:40,021 Just keep moving, all right? 509 00:27:40,023 --> 00:27:42,023 - That was central america. Okay, I'm going. 510 00:27:55,137 --> 00:27:56,537 - What's that? 511 00:27:56,539 --> 00:27:58,339 - It's a miniature mars rover. 512 00:27:58,341 --> 00:28:00,141 I'm mounting a helium-neon laser on it. 513 00:28:00,143 --> 00:28:01,308 - We're gonna blow shit up with it. 514 00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:03,177 - Hey! Language. 515 00:28:03,179 --> 00:28:06,881 - Oh, hey, final notice on the property tax. 516 00:28:06,883 --> 00:28:09,483 You going down there tomorrow? 517 00:28:09,485 --> 00:28:10,985 - Later. - Where you going? 518 00:28:10,987 --> 00:28:14,388 - Study group. 519 00:28:14,390 --> 00:28:16,524 - No dinner? - No jimmy. 520 00:28:16,526 --> 00:28:18,526 - No cookies after school either. 521 00:28:18,528 --> 00:28:20,227 - He wasn't here when you came home from school? 522 00:28:20,229 --> 00:28:22,963 - No, and his beamer's still out front. 523 00:28:22,965 --> 00:28:24,965 Want me to open a can of tuna? 524 00:28:24,967 --> 00:28:26,233 - Sure. 525 00:28:26,235 --> 00:28:28,102 - Would you mind getting that one for me? 526 00:28:41,983 --> 00:28:43,484 - Whiskey. I need whiskey. 527 00:28:43,486 --> 00:28:45,653 - Shh. - We have to stay hydrated. 528 00:28:45,655 --> 00:28:47,054 - The sun's almost down. It's not hot. 529 00:28:47,056 --> 00:28:49,190 - How much further? 530 00:28:49,192 --> 00:28:52,993 - 20 miles to the rendezvous. 531 00:28:52,995 --> 00:28:56,530 - How far have we gone so far? - Two. 532 00:28:56,532 --> 00:28:57,765 - Could we stop for a second? 533 00:28:57,767 --> 00:28:59,600 I think I'm getting a blister. 534 00:29:05,006 --> 00:29:06,607 No, seriously. I'm wearing the wrong shoes. 535 00:29:06,609 --> 00:29:09,110 Anybody have a band-aid? 536 00:29:17,954 --> 00:29:20,287 - ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 537 00:29:20,289 --> 00:29:22,923 ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 538 00:29:22,925 --> 00:29:25,126 ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 539 00:29:25,128 --> 00:29:27,528 ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 540 00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:28,929 ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 541 00:29:28,931 --> 00:29:30,431 ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 542 00:29:30,433 --> 00:29:32,299 - Shit. 543 00:29:32,301 --> 00:29:33,901 - ♪ what? 544 00:29:33,903 --> 00:29:35,903 - ♪ must I look inside? - ♪ no 545 00:29:35,905 --> 00:29:38,072 - ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 546 00:29:38,074 --> 00:29:39,974 ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 547 00:29:39,976 --> 00:29:41,075 ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 548 00:29:41,077 --> 00:29:42,943 - Ah, jesus. 549 00:29:42,945 --> 00:29:44,445 - ♪ my tomahawk back 550 00:29:44,447 --> 00:29:46,113 ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 551 00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:47,915 ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 552 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:49,283 - Okay, okay. 553 00:29:49,285 --> 00:29:50,317 - ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 554 00:29:50,319 --> 00:29:51,886 - American! 555 00:29:51,888 --> 00:29:53,087 American! I'm an american. 556 00:29:53,089 --> 00:29:54,755 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 557 00:29:54,757 --> 00:29:57,691 - ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 558 00:29:59,995 --> 00:30:02,730 - Did you check the hospitals today? 559 00:30:02,732 --> 00:30:06,167 - No frank. 560 00:30:20,315 --> 00:30:24,185 Okay, debs, come on. Time for bed. 561 00:30:33,128 --> 00:30:35,296 He'll come back, debs. 562 00:30:35,298 --> 00:30:37,498 Frank's like scabies. 563 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:41,001 You can't get rid of him no matter how hard you try. 564 00:30:56,052 --> 00:30:59,587 Bedtime. 565 00:31:04,326 --> 00:31:06,961 Ian? 566 00:31:23,712 --> 00:31:25,579 Mandy? 567 00:31:25,581 --> 00:31:30,317 - Yeah, her dad's mixing vodka and speedballs again, so... 568 00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:32,119 - You being smart? 569 00:31:39,394 --> 00:31:41,061 Lost my job today. 570 00:31:41,063 --> 00:31:43,097 - What, you fucking the boss? 571 00:31:43,099 --> 00:31:46,333 - Nah. Nepotism. Nephew. 572 00:31:48,036 --> 00:31:51,038 - Hey, uh... 573 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,073 We gonna have enough for the property tax bill? 574 00:31:53,075 --> 00:31:56,443 - Just. With the check I got today. 575 00:32:33,281 --> 00:32:36,083 Where you been? 576 00:32:36,085 --> 00:32:39,153 - I just ran into a friend, grabbed dinner. 577 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:43,090 - What are you doing? 578 00:32:43,092 --> 00:32:46,060 - Just burning my clothes. 579 00:32:46,062 --> 00:32:51,098 - Why? - Ah, you don't need to know. 580 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,700 - I don't? - Nope. 581 00:33:06,915 --> 00:33:09,083 Take a shower. 582 00:33:15,490 --> 00:33:17,057 Scrub my back? 583 00:33:19,094 --> 00:33:22,196 - You want me to scrub your back? 584 00:33:28,004 --> 00:33:30,804 - ♪ waiting there for me 585 00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:34,008 Both: Oh! 586 00:33:34,010 --> 00:33:38,946 - ♪ I won't ever be alone again ♪ 587 00:33:38,948 --> 00:33:40,981 ♪ someday in the future 588 00:33:40,983 --> 00:33:43,050 - Mmm. No, no. 589 00:33:43,052 --> 00:33:45,486 Use euler's. 590 00:33:45,488 --> 00:33:47,054 - Where? Here? - Oh, come on. 591 00:33:47,056 --> 00:33:49,123 Cosine "x." 592 00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:51,458 - Oh. 593 00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:53,460 Oh, yeah. 594 00:33:53,462 --> 00:33:54,995 - Hey. 595 00:33:54,997 --> 00:33:59,133 Catch. 596 00:33:59,135 --> 00:34:02,603 Open it. 597 00:34:04,906 --> 00:34:08,042 - What is it? - Gps wrist unit. 598 00:34:08,044 --> 00:34:10,477 For your rotc orienting weekends. 599 00:34:10,479 --> 00:34:11,979 You know, so you know where you are. 600 00:34:11,981 --> 00:34:15,015 - We're supposed to learn that off of maps and stuff. 601 00:34:15,017 --> 00:34:16,350 - Oh, come on. 602 00:34:16,352 --> 00:34:18,018 They teaching you how to use a sextant too? 603 00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:20,354 Modern infantry officers have, like, a grand worth 604 00:34:20,356 --> 00:34:22,356 Of satellite gear in their packs. 605 00:34:22,358 --> 00:34:24,024 - We need to learn how though 606 00:34:24,026 --> 00:34:26,026 In case we get separated from our unit 607 00:34:26,028 --> 00:34:27,261 Or all that fancy equipment 608 00:34:27,263 --> 00:34:30,931 Breaks down in a harsh environment. 609 00:34:30,933 --> 00:34:32,232 - Aw, come on. 610 00:34:32,234 --> 00:34:36,103 Just take it. 611 00:34:36,105 --> 00:34:38,105 - I sort of have a boyfriend. 612 00:34:39,374 --> 00:34:41,508 - Well, I sorta have a wife. 613 00:34:44,379 --> 00:34:45,946 - He's been gone for a while, 614 00:34:45,948 --> 00:34:48,182 But he's going to be back in a couple of weeks. 615 00:34:48,184 --> 00:34:52,686 - Young or old? 616 00:34:52,688 --> 00:34:53,954 - Young. 617 00:34:53,956 --> 00:34:56,090 - Ah. 618 00:34:56,092 --> 00:34:58,625 You up for a threesome, hmm? 619 00:34:58,627 --> 00:35:02,062 I mean, an old guy can dream, can't he? 620 00:35:02,064 --> 00:35:05,466 keep dreaming. 621 00:35:05,468 --> 00:35:08,135 come here. 622 00:35:12,607 --> 00:35:16,477 - Who needs more eggs? - Me, please! 623 00:35:16,479 --> 00:35:18,612 - You came in awfully late for a school night. 624 00:35:18,614 --> 00:35:20,547 - Trig test in a couple weeks, you know. 625 00:35:20,549 --> 00:35:22,049 - Ha! 626 00:35:22,051 --> 00:35:23,951 Wow. Couldn't find your pants? 627 00:35:23,953 --> 00:35:26,086 - I already made them lunches. 628 00:35:26,088 --> 00:35:27,221 What time do you have to be at work? 629 00:35:27,223 --> 00:35:29,490 - Laid off. 630 00:35:29,492 --> 00:35:31,291 - Well, that's all right. I mean, you hated that job. 631 00:35:31,293 --> 00:35:32,960 - Didn't hate the money. 632 00:35:32,962 --> 00:35:35,429 Time to get back in bed when the kids leave? 633 00:35:35,431 --> 00:35:37,097 - Oh, I wish. I can't, I have a meeting. 634 00:35:37,099 --> 00:35:38,632 Bus is leaving! Dishes in the sink! 635 00:35:38,634 --> 00:35:40,100 Mandy, do you need a ride? 636 00:35:40,102 --> 00:35:41,935 - Sure, if you got room. - All right. 637 00:35:41,937 --> 00:35:44,671 - Meeting with who? - Old friend from last night. 638 00:35:44,673 --> 00:35:45,939 - Old friend have a name? 639 00:35:45,941 --> 00:35:47,441 - Arnando. We used to work together. 640 00:35:47,443 --> 00:35:49,109 He came to town unexpectedly. 641 00:35:49,111 --> 00:35:51,311 - Used to work together doing what? 642 00:35:51,313 --> 00:35:53,113 - Butcher shop. 643 00:35:53,115 --> 00:35:54,448 Debbie, milk in the fridge! 644 00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:56,183 All right, train's leaving! 645 00:35:56,185 --> 00:35:59,386 Mandy! 646 00:36:08,329 --> 00:36:10,030 Get in the back. Let's go. 647 00:36:10,032 --> 00:36:12,833 Are you guys ready? You're good? You're good? 648 00:36:12,835 --> 00:36:16,170 Hey, just, uh... 649 00:36:16,172 --> 00:36:19,840 I'll be back, just don't make the bed. 650 00:36:19,842 --> 00:36:21,842 - Let's go, jimmy! 651 00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:49,136 - What now? 652 00:36:49,138 --> 00:36:50,804 - Now you go away. 653 00:36:50,806 --> 00:36:52,973 - What, that's it? You're just gonna give up? 654 00:36:52,975 --> 00:36:55,309 - Hey, I'm thirsty. 655 00:36:55,311 --> 00:36:57,044 - You a quitter, manuel? - What? 656 00:36:57,046 --> 00:36:59,213 - A quitter? Little baby quitter? 657 00:37:01,849 --> 00:37:03,083 I'll give you $1,000. 658 00:37:03,085 --> 00:37:04,685 - You already promised to give me five. 659 00:37:04,687 --> 00:37:06,386 That or let me cut out a kidney to sell. 660 00:37:06,388 --> 00:37:08,488 - Well, that was before I realized 661 00:37:08,490 --> 00:37:10,390 That you were a little pansy quitter. 662 00:37:10,392 --> 00:37:12,926 Ah! 663 00:37:12,928 --> 00:37:16,029 - Now that is the spirit that I've been looking for, 664 00:37:16,031 --> 00:37:18,899 But let's channel it into something constructive, 665 00:37:18,901 --> 00:37:20,033 Like getting me on the other side 666 00:37:20,035 --> 00:37:23,036 Of the rio grande. 667 00:37:23,038 --> 00:37:26,039 - How bad do you want to get back? 668 00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:28,041 - It's "badly," but yes, bad! 669 00:37:28,043 --> 00:37:29,943 - Come, amigo. 670 00:37:29,945 --> 00:37:32,379 Let me introduce you to my friend el cuchillo. 671 00:37:32,381 --> 00:37:34,281 - El cuchillo. - Yeah. 672 00:37:34,283 --> 00:37:35,949 - Cuchillo. Cuchillo. - Let's go. 673 00:37:35,951 --> 00:37:38,085 - The knife? 674 00:37:43,024 --> 00:37:45,859 - Your sister doesn't like me. 675 00:37:45,861 --> 00:37:48,528 - No, she's just worried I'm gonna knock you up, 676 00:37:48,530 --> 00:37:51,064 Doesn't want any more gallagher mouths to feed. 677 00:37:51,066 --> 00:37:52,199 - I'm not my mom. 678 00:37:52,201 --> 00:37:53,934 13 with my brother on her hip. 679 00:37:53,936 --> 00:37:55,202 - 13, huh? 680 00:37:55,204 --> 00:37:56,937 - 12 when she got pregnant. 681 00:37:58,907 --> 00:38:00,941 - What the hell is that? 682 00:38:00,943 --> 00:38:03,710 - This? This is a helium-neon laser. 683 00:38:03,712 --> 00:38:06,913 Now I'm gonna perform lasix on near-sighted neighborhood kids. 684 00:38:06,915 --> 00:38:08,915 50 bucks a pop. 685 00:38:08,917 --> 00:38:10,484 - What are you doing this summer? 686 00:38:10,486 --> 00:38:13,120 - Probably pretty much what I did last summer-- 687 00:38:13,122 --> 00:38:17,324 Drink too much beer, smoke a lot of weed. 688 00:38:17,326 --> 00:38:18,759 - Yeah. 689 00:38:18,761 --> 00:38:20,560 Well, that ain't gonna work. 690 00:38:20,562 --> 00:38:23,964 You got to pad your resume for your college apps this summer. 691 00:38:23,966 --> 00:38:26,099 You're a poor kid from the south side. 692 00:38:26,101 --> 00:38:30,137 And you got a 4.6, and that's great, 693 00:38:30,139 --> 00:38:33,340 But you're gonna need a full ride. 694 00:38:33,342 --> 00:38:35,108 What's so goddamn funny? 695 00:38:35,110 --> 00:38:37,611 - No, it's just, um... 696 00:38:37,613 --> 00:38:40,947 Why does everyone think I'm going to college? 697 00:38:40,949 --> 00:38:42,349 - Dummy, you are going to college, 698 00:38:42,351 --> 00:38:44,084 And you're gonna graduate. 699 00:38:44,086 --> 00:38:44,951 And then you're gonna get your master's 700 00:38:44,953 --> 00:38:46,787 And your doctorate. 701 00:38:46,789 --> 00:38:48,588 And then you're gonna make a boatload of money. 702 00:38:51,025 --> 00:38:55,095 Just spend the summer padding this resume. 703 00:38:57,665 --> 00:39:00,834 - Uh... Doing what? 704 00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:06,640 - I don't give a shit. 705 00:39:06,642 --> 00:39:09,843 Teach brain-damaged kids how to make plastic explosives 706 00:39:09,845 --> 00:39:12,012 Or the blind how to blow glass. 707 00:39:12,014 --> 00:39:14,014 - You know what, I already have my sights set 708 00:39:14,016 --> 00:39:16,616 On a few hundred hours of community service. 709 00:39:19,787 --> 00:39:22,956 - Okay. 710 00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:25,959 That's good. 711 00:39:25,961 --> 00:39:28,328 Get it done. 712 00:39:28,330 --> 00:39:31,064 - Courtesy of cook county juvenile court system. 713 00:39:31,066 --> 00:39:33,834 - You've got a 4.6? 714 00:39:33,836 --> 00:39:38,004 My gpa is, like, 1.2. 715 00:39:38,006 --> 00:39:40,073 How smart are you? 716 00:39:44,879 --> 00:39:48,882 - You find anything? - Nothing I can get with a ged. 717 00:39:48,884 --> 00:39:50,250 - Go to malcolm x. 718 00:39:50,252 --> 00:39:51,818 Take some nurses aide classes or something. 719 00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:53,153 You got jimmy playing mr. Mom, 720 00:39:53,155 --> 00:39:54,554 Might as well take advantage of it. 721 00:39:54,556 --> 00:39:55,822 - This aunt jemima scarf too much? 722 00:39:55,824 --> 00:39:57,391 - You gonna be topless? - Yeah. 723 00:39:57,393 --> 00:39:58,759 - No one's gonna be looking at your head. 724 00:39:58,761 --> 00:40:00,260 How much does community college cost? 725 00:40:00,262 --> 00:40:02,396 - Nothing. Take out of shitload of student loans, 726 00:40:02,398 --> 00:40:05,332 Then bail on the feds once you get your degree. 727 00:40:05,334 --> 00:40:07,033 - Bookkeeping, accounting, 728 00:40:07,035 --> 00:40:09,336 X-ray technician, dental hygienist. 729 00:40:09,338 --> 00:40:12,239 - Yech, I get grossed out just flossing my teeth. 730 00:40:12,241 --> 00:40:14,040 - I've been shoveling sewage for the last month. 731 00:40:14,042 --> 00:40:15,942 Computer programming. 732 00:40:15,944 --> 00:40:17,611 Drug and alcohol rehab counselor! 733 00:40:17,613 --> 00:40:20,046 I definitely have the practical experience for that one. 734 00:40:20,048 --> 00:40:21,681 Crap. 735 00:40:21,683 --> 00:40:23,950 Need a bunch of psych prerequisites first. 736 00:40:23,952 --> 00:40:25,886 - Why don't you take the civil service exam and get on the itc? 737 00:40:25,888 --> 00:40:27,220 - Drive a bus? 738 00:40:27,222 --> 00:40:29,556 - Hey, pension, health care, paid vacations. 739 00:40:29,558 --> 00:40:31,425 Or there's the post office. 740 00:40:31,427 --> 00:40:33,026 - Uniforms are for shit. 741 00:40:33,028 --> 00:40:34,961 Everyone looks like they have a dick in those pants. 742 00:40:34,963 --> 00:40:37,130 - Oh, wow, a lot of people queuing up online for this. 743 00:40:37,132 --> 00:40:39,132 This might just work! 744 00:40:39,134 --> 00:40:41,468 - Club's gonna open up the outdoor patio soon, 745 00:40:41,470 --> 00:40:43,703 Maybe meg would give me another shot at managing 746 00:40:43,705 --> 00:40:44,938 Or at least get my old job back. 747 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,039 - Slinging appletinis? 748 00:40:46,041 --> 00:40:47,808 You didn't need to get your ged 749 00:40:47,810 --> 00:40:49,209 To shake your titties and collect tips from frat boys. 750 00:40:49,211 --> 00:40:50,811 - The money's good, 751 00:40:50,813 --> 00:40:51,978 And it doesn't require prerequisites. 752 00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:53,313 - Requires a couple. 753 00:40:53,315 --> 00:40:54,548 Can you set up the camera, please? 754 00:40:54,550 --> 00:40:56,783 We're ready to go. 755 00:40:56,785 --> 00:40:58,952 - Who are you supposed to be? - Thomas jefferson. 756 00:40:58,954 --> 00:41:01,555 Okay, miss sally. 757 00:41:01,557 --> 00:41:03,056 Get your revenge 758 00:41:03,058 --> 00:41:04,925 For me raping you in the slave quarters. 759 00:41:04,927 --> 00:41:06,460 - Master. 760 00:41:06,462 --> 00:41:07,761 - Ah! 761 00:41:07,763 --> 00:41:09,563 Ooh. 762 00:41:09,565 --> 00:41:11,298 - Get down, you white motherfucker. 763 00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,066 Get in there. Ah! 764 00:41:13,068 --> 00:41:16,136 Yeah, now get that ass. Munch it, munch it! 765 00:41:16,138 --> 00:41:17,237 Do the alphabet. 766 00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,139 We shall overcome, motherfucker. 767 00:41:19,141 --> 00:41:20,574 Get in there! 768 00:41:20,576 --> 00:41:24,177 We shall overcome! 769 00:41:35,624 --> 00:41:38,391 - Get on. 770 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:51,037 - Hey, meg. How are you? 771 00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:53,106 Fiona... Gallagher. 772 00:41:53,108 --> 00:41:54,508 - Sure. How you been? 773 00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:56,643 - Thought I'd stop by, 774 00:41:56,645 --> 00:41:58,478 See if you were staffing up for summer yet. 775 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,881 - Patio's not open till memorial day, 776 00:42:00,883 --> 00:42:03,283 But if you want to push cocktails in 6-inch heels, 777 00:42:03,285 --> 00:42:05,719 I can always use another pretty girl for the summer. 778 00:42:05,721 --> 00:42:08,955 - I was hoping you'd give me a shot at assistant managing 779 00:42:08,957 --> 00:42:10,557 Like we discussed last fall. 780 00:42:13,828 --> 00:42:16,963 Congrats. - Yeah. 781 00:42:16,965 --> 00:42:19,165 - I know I screwed you over last time. 782 00:42:19,167 --> 00:42:21,134 It's a family thing, my mother was really-- 783 00:42:21,136 --> 00:42:23,169 - I get it. You have it tough. 784 00:42:23,171 --> 00:42:25,539 But fool me once, shame on you. 785 00:42:25,541 --> 00:42:28,508 Fool me twice-- - I won't let you down again. 786 00:42:28,510 --> 00:42:30,410 Come on, give me one night to show you what I can do. 787 00:42:30,412 --> 00:42:33,079 You won't regret it. 788 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:37,150 - Give me a thousand bucks. 789 00:42:37,152 --> 00:42:40,186 I'll find you a night to promote. 790 00:42:40,188 --> 00:42:41,588 - Promote? - Yeah. 791 00:42:41,590 --> 00:42:43,590 You take over the club, do it all. 792 00:42:43,592 --> 00:42:46,159 How about Tuesday the 15th? - Next week? 793 00:42:46,161 --> 00:42:47,861 - Show me what you got. 794 00:42:47,863 --> 00:42:49,729 - I don't have $1,000. 795 00:42:49,731 --> 00:42:51,765 - So I'll pencil you in to work the patio. 796 00:42:51,767 --> 00:42:54,901 Give me a call mid-may, and keep the weight off. 797 00:43:24,198 --> 00:43:26,666 - Mimosa? - Uh, sure. 798 00:43:30,805 --> 00:43:33,873 - A man has few things of real value in this life. 799 00:43:33,875 --> 00:43:38,478 His family, his friends. 800 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,880 His ability to honor his commitment, 801 00:43:40,882 --> 00:43:43,083 The value of his word. 802 00:43:43,085 --> 00:43:46,119 Eat, please. 803 00:43:46,121 --> 00:43:49,055 I believe the only true measure of a man 804 00:43:49,057 --> 00:43:53,927 Is his willingness to accept responsibility for his actions. 805 00:43:53,929 --> 00:43:55,929 Don't you agree? 806 00:43:55,931 --> 00:43:59,065 - We're here. 807 00:44:11,746 --> 00:44:15,281 - Beautiful, very peaceful. 808 00:44:15,283 --> 00:44:17,517 The great lakes, right? 809 00:44:18,953 --> 00:44:20,453 - Uh, lake michigan. 810 00:44:20,455 --> 00:44:22,589 - How many great lakes are there? 811 00:44:22,591 --> 00:44:24,858 - Uh, five. 812 00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:27,127 - I knew the great lakes were big, 813 00:44:27,129 --> 00:44:29,696 But I never imagined they would be this big. 814 00:44:29,698 --> 00:44:31,665 Just like a sea. 815 00:44:35,870 --> 00:44:38,605 Surprisingly heavy for a man with so few brains. 816 00:44:54,356 --> 00:44:57,791 So, steve... 817 00:44:57,793 --> 00:45:01,861 Are you a man capable of honoring your commitments? 818 00:45:04,131 --> 00:45:07,033 Are you a man of your word? 819 00:45:25,086 --> 00:45:28,121 Cuchillo! 820 00:45:33,027 --> 00:45:37,230 - So... You are an american, eh? 821 00:45:37,232 --> 00:45:39,232 - Yeah. - Wanting to go home? 822 00:45:39,234 --> 00:45:41,334 But you have no papers. 823 00:45:41,336 --> 00:45:44,104 - No, see, we were sort of partying. 824 00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:45,205 - Say "ah." 825 00:45:45,207 --> 00:45:46,606 - Ah. Ah, ah. Ah. 826 00:45:46,608 --> 00:45:50,176 good? 827 00:45:50,178 --> 00:45:54,047 Whoa! No, amigo, I'm not that kind of girl. 828 00:45:54,049 --> 00:45:55,582 Jesus! 829 00:45:55,584 --> 00:45:56,916 Okay, okay, fellas, 830 00:45:56,918 --> 00:45:59,953 I'm really kinda getting skeeved out here. 831 00:45:59,955 --> 00:46:02,589 Uh... 832 00:46:09,631 --> 00:46:12,098 - Can I--can I take them-- - good luck,. 833 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,300 - What happened to people paying you when you do the work? 834 00:46:14,302 --> 00:46:16,302 - It was just her way of telling me to go fuck myself. 835 00:46:16,304 --> 00:46:19,105 What really pissed me off was how she just assumed 836 00:46:19,107 --> 00:46:20,473 That I couldn't come up with the money. 837 00:46:20,475 --> 00:46:22,275 Smug bitch. 838 00:46:22,277 --> 00:46:23,743 - Well, we did all right today on that master-slave thing. 839 00:46:23,745 --> 00:46:25,111 I could loan you the money if you want. 840 00:46:25,113 --> 00:46:26,045 - No. That's okay. 841 00:46:26,047 --> 00:46:27,981 I love you, but... 842 00:46:27,983 --> 00:46:30,049 You gotta save up for when you have a baby. 843 00:46:30,051 --> 00:46:33,052 - What about jimmy? - He's being weird. 844 00:46:33,054 --> 00:46:35,655 Meg's right. I am a loser. 845 00:46:35,657 --> 00:46:38,124 One more ghetto girl who thinks she's the shit. 846 00:46:38,126 --> 00:46:40,093 I can't manage a club. 847 00:46:40,095 --> 00:46:43,129 - What's that, self-pity? - No, reality. 848 00:46:43,131 --> 00:46:44,731 I'll take the civil service exam, 849 00:46:44,733 --> 00:46:47,133 Clean bus shelter trash barrels for the city. 850 00:46:47,135 --> 00:46:49,669 - Hey! You're fiona gallagher. 851 00:46:49,671 --> 00:46:51,838 You can do anything you set your mind to. 852 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,640 You got your ged. 853 00:46:53,642 --> 00:46:56,276 You've been raising a family of six since you were 15 years old. 854 00:46:56,278 --> 00:46:59,312 You're a rock star, and meg's a frigid bitch. 855 00:47:06,187 --> 00:47:07,620 What's that? 856 00:47:07,622 --> 00:47:11,124 - My final paycheck. 857 00:47:11,126 --> 00:47:13,426 - Looks like this battle is almost over. 858 00:47:13,428 --> 00:47:15,128 Ooh! 859 00:47:15,130 --> 00:47:17,964 The red robotron is in trouble. 860 00:47:20,635 --> 00:47:23,369 Scorpio vies for the win. 861 00:47:23,371 --> 00:47:27,140 - Back for yet another round of ritual humiliation, gallagher? 862 00:47:27,142 --> 00:47:28,975 - Finally gonna win this time, goff. 863 00:47:28,977 --> 00:47:32,712 - College entrants only today, it was on the website. 864 00:47:32,714 --> 00:47:35,782 Or don't you have internet down at mlk charter? 865 00:47:35,784 --> 00:47:37,317 - What's the matter, goff? 866 00:47:37,319 --> 00:47:38,818 You afraid a teenager is gonna kick the shit out of one 867 00:47:38,820 --> 00:47:40,787 Of your half-assed bucket of bolts? 868 00:47:40,789 --> 00:47:42,322 your engineering can't compete 869 00:47:42,324 --> 00:47:45,191 At the black bot championship trophy level, gallagher. 870 00:47:45,193 --> 00:47:47,126 - Who'd you steal your designs from this time? 871 00:47:47,128 --> 00:47:49,629 Was it carnegie mellon or m.I.T.? 872 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,969 - Entry fee is 150, and we don't take food stamps. 873 00:47:55,971 --> 00:47:58,137 - This match, 874 00:47:58,139 --> 00:48:00,306 Scorpio bot 875 00:48:00,308 --> 00:48:05,144 Versus the impaler. 876 00:48:05,146 --> 00:48:07,247 Let the battle begin. 877 00:48:13,153 --> 00:48:16,155 Ooh! The impaler strikes. 878 00:48:17,057 --> 00:48:19,058 Scorpio bot is down. 879 00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:22,662 The impaler wins! 880 00:48:22,664 --> 00:48:24,130 - Piece of cake. 881 00:48:39,914 --> 00:48:42,215 - ♪ gotta be up 882 00:48:42,217 --> 00:48:44,284 ♪ gotta be up and on 883 00:48:44,286 --> 00:48:46,920 ♪ 'cause nobody loves you 884 00:48:46,922 --> 00:48:48,955 ♪ when you're wearing a frown ♪ 885 00:48:48,957 --> 00:48:51,591 ♪ nobody loves you 886 00:48:51,593 --> 00:48:53,059 - ♪ when you're wearing a frown ♪ 887 00:49:01,068 --> 00:49:02,302 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 888 00:49:02,304 --> 00:49:04,470 How am I supposed to swallow that? 889 00:49:04,472 --> 00:49:06,306 - Who said anything about swallowing? 890 00:49:12,747 --> 00:49:14,814 - She's always been a problem. 891 00:49:14,816 --> 00:49:16,215 It's been a relief to have her 892 00:49:16,217 --> 00:49:18,451 Out of the house these last months. 893 00:49:18,453 --> 00:49:21,087 She was wrecking my marriage. Pull! 894 00:49:23,959 --> 00:49:25,825 You lied to me, steve. - Yes, well-- 895 00:49:25,827 --> 00:49:27,260 But I thought-- 896 00:49:27,262 --> 00:49:28,561 - You told me you were going to look after her. 897 00:49:28,563 --> 00:49:31,631 - Yes, well-- - pull! 898 00:49:31,633 --> 00:49:35,802 I'm sure it's been difficult. She's a bright girl. 899 00:49:35,804 --> 00:49:37,103 But I spoil her. 900 00:49:37,105 --> 00:49:39,072 I grew up poor, you know. 901 00:49:39,074 --> 00:49:41,774 I want her to have things I didn't have in the favela-- 902 00:49:41,776 --> 00:49:45,812 An education, food... A toilet. 903 00:49:45,814 --> 00:49:47,513 Pull! 904 00:49:53,253 --> 00:49:55,154 I've arranged for estefania 905 00:49:55,156 --> 00:49:56,589 To pursue an economics degree 906 00:49:56,591 --> 00:49:59,158 Here at the university of chicago. 907 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,161 I want her to be an american citizen, steve. 908 00:50:05,032 --> 00:50:08,001 When immigration comes... 909 00:50:08,003 --> 00:50:10,103 You will be her husband. 910 00:50:10,105 --> 00:50:11,738 Pull! 911 00:50:21,215 --> 00:50:25,785 Do you think you can do that for me, steve? 912 00:50:25,787 --> 00:50:27,820 Can I trust you? 913 00:50:27,822 --> 00:50:30,790 - Absolutely. 914 00:50:30,792 --> 00:50:33,126 - But that means you can't get into any trouble. 915 00:50:33,128 --> 00:50:37,997 No stolen cars, no drugs. 916 00:50:37,999 --> 00:50:40,566 - How am I supposed to make a living? 917 00:50:40,568 --> 00:50:43,536 - Get a job. 918 00:50:43,538 --> 00:50:46,039 And the slum girl-- fiona, yes? 919 00:50:46,041 --> 00:50:49,008 You can fuck her all you want for fun, 920 00:50:49,010 --> 00:50:50,343 But you're a married man now. 921 00:50:50,345 --> 00:50:55,214 She stays what she is-- a ghetto whore. 922 00:51:02,022 --> 00:51:07,093 - In this corner, the terror of northwestern u... 923 00:51:07,095 --> 00:51:10,329 Preda raptor. 924 00:51:11,598 --> 00:51:13,099 And in this corner, 925 00:51:13,101 --> 00:51:15,334 Representing the south side, 926 00:51:15,336 --> 00:51:18,071 Frank! 927 00:51:24,611 --> 00:51:29,749 Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rum-bot! 928 00:51:41,929 --> 00:51:44,230 - Next. 929 00:51:44,232 --> 00:51:46,933 - Thank you. 930 00:51:46,935 --> 00:51:48,234 - Passport. 931 00:51:48,236 --> 00:51:50,470 - Let's battle. 932 00:51:50,472 --> 00:51:52,105 Ooh! 933 00:51:52,107 --> 00:51:55,608 Frank is in trouble early. 934 00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:56,809 - Fry the fucker, come on. 935 00:51:56,811 --> 00:51:59,011 - Oh! Frank gets away! 936 00:52:02,549 --> 00:52:04,217 Ooh! - Get outta there! Get out! 937 00:52:04,219 --> 00:52:05,918 - What are you doing? 938 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,054 - Frank gets loose! 939 00:52:08,056 --> 00:52:11,791 Preda raptor. - Come on, come on. 940 00:52:11,793 --> 00:52:13,793 - Go! Go, go, go! - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 941 00:52:13,795 --> 00:52:17,130 - Now. - Frank is on the run. 942 00:52:34,982 --> 00:52:38,985 Oh, it looks like frank is down for the count. 943 00:52:38,987 --> 00:52:40,820 - Get outta the way! - Get out! 944 00:52:40,822 --> 00:52:42,321 - Go! Go! - I got it! I got it! 945 00:52:42,323 --> 00:52:46,092 - Preda raptor, coming for the kill. 946 00:52:50,131 --> 00:52:51,931 It won't be long now. 947 00:52:51,933 --> 00:52:54,934 All: preda raptor! Preda raptor! 948 00:52:54,936 --> 00:53:00,940 Preda raptor! Preda raptor! Preda raptor! 949 00:53:10,652 --> 00:53:13,719 - He did it! He...Did...It. 950 00:53:15,856 --> 00:53:18,791 We have a new champion! 951 00:53:23,997 --> 00:53:25,865 - Welcome home, mr. Duncan. 952 00:53:25,867 --> 00:53:27,300 - Ah. 953 00:53:44,651 --> 00:53:47,720 - Jack! 954 00:53:47,722 --> 00:53:50,990 Jack! 955 00:53:54,094 --> 00:53:56,896 Just keep walking. 956 00:53:56,898 --> 00:53:57,930 No trouble? 957 00:53:57,932 --> 00:53:59,098 - They just waved me right through. 958 00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:02,368 - El gran canon in person. 959 00:54:02,370 --> 00:54:04,403 El gran canon, your new nickname. 960 00:54:04,405 --> 00:54:06,906 You're already a legend. 18 balloons. 961 00:54:06,908 --> 00:54:09,342 We've never had more than eight up one ass. 962 00:54:09,344 --> 00:54:11,344 You have more coke up your anus 963 00:54:11,346 --> 00:54:14,013 Than any drug mule in cartel history. 964 00:54:14,015 --> 00:54:17,783 - It's like taking a shit backwards. 965 00:54:17,785 --> 00:54:19,885 - Ex-lax. Normally, I would say take two, 966 00:54:19,887 --> 00:54:22,188 But for you, maybe the whole box. 967 00:54:29,529 --> 00:54:31,597 - Okay. All right, cool. So you're just gonna play 968 00:54:31,599 --> 00:54:33,132 The same playlist that you did last night? 969 00:54:33,134 --> 00:54:34,100 Awesome. 970 00:54:34,102 --> 00:54:36,535 - Tuesday the 15th. - See you later. 971 00:54:36,537 --> 00:54:39,905 - $1,000. It's all there. 972 00:54:39,907 --> 00:54:41,774 - No, I'm sure it is. 973 00:54:41,776 --> 00:54:43,042 But, you know, look. 974 00:54:43,044 --> 00:54:45,111 Promoting a new night is difficult. 975 00:54:45,113 --> 00:54:47,413 I should've explained to you-- - I want the club. 976 00:54:47,415 --> 00:54:49,248 - You've got a bunch of kids at home. 977 00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:53,152 I don't think that you should-- - do I have the club or not? 978 00:54:56,957 --> 00:54:59,158 - Okay. 979 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,061 You're on the calendar. 980 00:55:09,337 --> 00:55:12,938 - Okay, hey, grab two. - All right. 981 00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:15,675 - Hey, beautiful! Dinner's almost ready! 982 00:55:15,677 --> 00:55:17,009 - Oh, jesus, jimmy! 983 00:55:17,011 --> 00:55:19,145 You always gotta monitor carl when he's online. 984 00:55:19,147 --> 00:55:21,113 - Okay. 985 00:55:21,115 --> 00:55:24,016 Sure. I'm sorry. 986 00:55:24,018 --> 00:55:25,418 What the hell were you watching? 987 00:55:25,420 --> 00:55:28,087 - History channel. - Dinner! 988 00:55:28,089 --> 00:55:29,522 - Where were you all day? 989 00:55:29,524 --> 00:55:32,124 - I was, you know, running errands... 990 00:55:32,126 --> 00:55:33,526 This and that. How was your day? 991 00:55:33,528 --> 00:55:35,428 - Remember meg from the club? 992 00:55:35,430 --> 00:55:36,996 She's gonna give me my own night to promote. 993 00:55:36,998 --> 00:55:38,931 - That's great! 994 00:55:40,435 --> 00:55:41,500 - Yeah! 995 00:55:41,502 --> 00:55:42,635 - You won? - Oh, yeah. 996 00:55:42,637 --> 00:55:44,537 - Oh, nothing left but smoke and metal 997 00:55:44,539 --> 00:55:46,305 And bruised geek egos. 998 00:55:46,307 --> 00:55:50,109 - Yeah, plus 400 bucks cash prize for first place. 999 00:55:50,111 --> 00:55:51,444 Thought I could help out a little bit 1000 00:55:51,446 --> 00:55:53,145 With the property tax bill. 1001 00:55:53,147 --> 00:55:54,847 Do you want me to run the payment 1002 00:55:54,849 --> 00:55:56,515 Down to the post office before school? 1003 00:55:56,517 --> 00:55:59,485 - No, I got it. 1004 00:55:59,487 --> 00:56:03,689 - That's still daddy's spot. Anything at the hospitals? 1005 00:56:03,691 --> 00:56:06,192 - I forgot to check today, debs. I'll call after dinner, okay? 1006 00:56:06,194 --> 00:56:07,960 - All right, here we go, guys! 1007 00:56:07,962 --> 00:56:11,464 Dinner's served. Can we make way over here? 1008 00:56:17,904 --> 00:56:19,572 - Thank you, billy! 1009 00:56:53,073 --> 00:56:55,040 - It's like a miniature rover... 1010 00:56:55,042 --> 00:56:56,709 - Yeah, some of that. All right, so... 1011 00:56:56,711 --> 00:56:58,711 - Robot war. 1012 00:56:58,713 --> 00:57:00,679 It's like-- it's like cage fighting, 1013 00:57:00,681 --> 00:57:03,582 Like octagon rings and... 1014 00:57:18,632 --> 00:57:20,933 daddy. 1015 00:57:23,637 --> 00:57:25,104 Daddy! 1016 00:57:49,230 --> 00:57:50,262 Agh! 1017 00:57:52,066 --> 00:57:54,166 - ♪ well, I've been fooled 1018 00:57:54,168 --> 00:57:56,969 ♪ I fooled around 1019 00:57:56,971 --> 00:57:59,405 ♪ no sense to lie 1020 00:57:59,407 --> 00:58:01,474 ♪ about where I'm bound 1021 00:58:04,177 --> 00:58:07,146 19! 1022 00:58:07,148 --> 00:58:08,647 Thank you, sheila! 1023 00:58:08,649 --> 00:58:11,584 - ♪ but once it's light and we're home ♪ 1024 00:58:11,586 --> 00:58:13,252 ♪ won't be no time to burn 1025 00:58:13,254 --> 00:58:16,088 ♪ burn through the night 1026 00:58:16,090 --> 00:58:18,123 ♪ throw me away 1027 00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:20,993 ♪ ten shovels deep 1028 00:58:20,995 --> 00:58:23,362 ♪ on mother's day 1029 00:58:23,364 --> 00:58:26,432 ♪ but once it's light and we're home ♪ 1030 00:58:26,434 --> 00:58:28,667 ♪ won't be no time to burn 1031 00:58:28,669 --> 00:58:33,939 ♪ the names in the fridge gonna have to wait their turn ♪